Thursday, September 5, 2019

Writers Gotta Read, Right? Looking for Laughs

Since we are focusing on the humorous side of things this month at the Blood Red Pencil, it's only right that I provide some light-hearted reading possibilities for your consideration. Let's start with mysteries (because I am all about the mysteries).
Image by Prawny from Pixabay


To building family bonding over belly laughs, you might want to glance through one of the following lists:
Going broader in scope, there's Listopia's every-genre-plus-non-fiction-plus-whatever-else-you-can-think-of list of Best Humorous Books. With 3,805 books listed, there's probably something for everyone.

And finally—because we are writers here, right?—here is a post from The Writing Cooperative: 7 Ways to Become a Master Humor Writer When You Don't Think You Have a Funnybone

So whether you are in the mood for reading or writing,  you now have no excuse! Get laughing!

 Do you have a book you think is a fine example of humorous writing? We'd love to hear about it, just leave your suggestion in a comment below...

Ann Parker authors the award-winning Silver Rush historical mystery series published by Poisoned Pen Press. During the day, she wrangles words for a living as a science editor/writer and marketing communications specialist (which is basically a fancy term for "editor/writer"). Her midnight hours are devoted to scribbling fiction. Visit AnnParker.net for more information.

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Writing Workshops October to November 2019


Whether a one day session, one week conference, or a month-long writing workshop writing related events are a good way to commune with other writers. They are opportunities to network and get your name out there. In some instances, you can meet and mingle with editors and agents. Some offer critiques or pitching sessions. Nowhere will you find a higher concentration of introverts enjoying each other's company.

Local conferences are a good place to meet potential critique groups or recruit members.

Some are free. Some require a fee. Some are more social than others. Many are for new writers, but a few dig deep into craft. You should choose an event that speaks to your needs and desires.


October 1-13, 2019 Women Writing the West Conference, San Antonio TX. http://www.womenwritingthewest.org/currentWWWConference.html

October 4-7, 2019 INd'Scribe Con and Book Festival, Burbank, California
  
October 17-20, 2019 GayRomLit Retreat, Portsmouth, Virginia,
https://www.gayromlit.com/
  
October 25-27, 2019 Magna Cum Murder, Columbia Club, Indianapolis, Indiana http://cms.bsu.edu/academics/centersandinstitutes/ebball/magnacummurder

October 24-27, 2019 Sirens Conference (Fantasy), Beaver Creek, Colorado

October 25-27, 2019 Surrey International Writer's Conference, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada https://www.siwc.ca/
  
October 31 - November, 2019, Highlights Idea Generator for Novelists, Milanville, PA

November TBA, 2019 Algonkian Monterey Writer Retreat, CA




Diana Hurwitz is the author of Story Building Blocks: The Four Layers of Conflict, Story Building Blocks II: Crafting Believable Conflict, Story Building Blocks III: The Revision Layers, and the YA adventure series Mythikas Island. Her weekly blog, Game On: Crafting Believable Conflict explores how characters behave and misbehave. Visit DianaHurwitz.com for more information and free writing tools. You can follow her on Facebook and Twitter.

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

The Futility of Relying Upon AI Grammar Checkers

As American schools have done a poorer and poorer job of educating students about the finer points of speaking, reading and writing the English language properly, correct grammar and spelling have gone the way of the dinosaurs. It’s relatively rare to meet a member of one of the younger generations who feels any assurance in their mastery of basic English.

Of course, texting comes in for its share of the blame as well. If you can convey your meaning by typing the single character, “U,” why waste the time or energy required to tap out “you” on the tiny keys of your cell phone?


However, what is tolerated or even welcomed in the world of texts, live chats, and gaming is still not acceptable in the hallowed halls of advanced academia. If you want to earn a college degree or have a prayer of achieving a Master’s or a Ph.D., you need to get your grammar and spelling on point. But is it practical to believe that students who’ve spent their lives misspelling words, using emojis instead of words to express themselves, can suddenly become proficient in such skills just because they’ve started college? My contention is that is not realistic.

We’re talking about two or three entire generations of people who cannot correctly pair a single subject with a single verb or explain exactly what subject-verb agreement is. They cannot identify a dangling participle or misplaced modifier and furthermore, they don’t care that they can’t. They simply don’t think it’s important.

At least, not until they have to leave school for the real world and go find a job to support themselves. If they thought their professors were tough on bad grammar and spelling, they’re stunned when they discover the white-collar workplace is absolutely unforgiving. Poor language skills are so crippling in the boardroom that they can keep someone from getting a promotion, or even get them fired.


Enter the digital grammar correction tool based upon artificial intelligence or AI. Microsoft Word had an early iteration of a grammar checker that was laughably bad. We all hoped it would improve but it never did. Even the most recent versions are pretty wretched and regularly claim writers have made mistakes when they have not, or suggest changes so ludicrous they’d make great skits on any comedy show.

I installed Grammarly on my computer mainly to catch my typos. I didn’t know the app would send me breathless weekly reports praising me for using more unique words than 99 percent of its users and being more productive than the other 95 percent, but telling me, a professional editor, that about 75 percent of Americans understand grammar better than I do. Really?

This is because when Grammarly tells me I should change my subject-verb agreement so that I have a singular noun paired with a plural verb, I ignore it. In fact, Grammarly’s suggestions for “improvements” in my writing have become the single biggest source of amusement in my daily life. Sorry, Stephen Colbert.

So why is this so? Why are grammar checkers based upon AI so bad? We can go to Bill Gates himself for the answer. Of all the tasks computers can be programmed to do, Mr. Gates says it is still impossible to program them with human judgment. And in many cases, human judgment based upon deep knowledge and extensive experience is exactly what is needed to make language flow correctly and seamlessly. And no AI can do that job for us.

What is the solution? I believe we need to go a bit backward here. Our primary schools should be teaching students how to diagram sentences, and drilling them on the nuances of proper grammar, spelling and language usage. It’s going to take us a few generations to recover from the level of general language ignorance now afflicting our younger generations, but in the meantime, please don’t believe anything any grammar checker tells you. If you’re not sure of a particular construction, just type the entire sentence into the Google search bar and you’ll find dozens of links to truly solid blogs run by professional grammarians who will quickly help you get your words in order.

Here are a few more screenshots showing some typical grammatical "corrections" suggested to me by Grammarly and Microsoft Word.




Patricia B. Smith is a journalist who is the author of 11 published books, including Idiot’s Guide: Flipping Houses, Alzheimer's For Dummies and Sleep Disorders for Dummies.

Pat is also an experienced professional developmental editor who serves as an Editorial Evaluation and Developmental Coordinator for Five Star Publishing. She works with private clients as well and has helped many authors land their first publishing contracts. Many of her clients have achieved notable success, including two winners of the Missouri Writers’ Guild Show-me Best Book of the Year Award.

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Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Do Writers Know Too Much To Enjoy Reading?

How many times do you stop and mentally edit another’s work while reading his or her books? I’ve concluded that knowing too much about the technical aspects of writing has diminished my enjoyment of the books I read. I’m not a grammar queen, but when I see a mistake or typo, I SEE IT, especially in someone else’s writing. I miss quite a few of my own.

One thing I’ve noticed lately is head-hopping. POV switches are making a comeback―or maybe they’ve never gone away―but it’s driving me crazy. (Do not confuse head-hopping with omniscient POV.) This is happening with writers I’ve read before, both well-known and lesser-known. The writers of two books I’ve been reading lately have been guilty of head-hopping.

Female comments, then she has an internal thought.
Male comments, then he has an internal thought.

There is no scene break to acknowledge the POV switch. It’s equivalent to watching (reading) a ping pong match.
Photo: Pixabay


When I first started writing, I knew nothing except the idea for my story. Everything else I had learned was from a bunch of books I bought on writing and whatever I could glean from online articles. I knew I needed help, found an editor online, and sent him my first finished book. At least I thought it was finished. The editor was great. He trimmed my sentences, cutting out extraneous verbiage, making my experience with him more like a college writing course. In all, I sent him three books, and each book received three edits for the same price. The one thing he didn’t know, and I didn’t know he didn’t know because I didn’t know it myself, was point of view. He wrote non fiction, so POV wasn’t on his radar.

When I joined the Upstate South Carolina Chapter of Sisters in Crime, two writers asked if I’d like to critique with them. I remember the lunch the two writers and I had when, over Mexican food, they explained POV to me. They used the analogy of a camera, and everything that character saw or thought was in his/her head, and to keep it all in one scene. Shifting POVs meant shifting scenes with ◊◊◊ or ### or *** to separate them. It was a lesson learned and I’ve kept to it, though my critique partner finds a subtle goof every now and then.

There is one very famous writer in particular who head hops, but she does it seamlessly, so readers don’t notice. Let me clarify. I notice, and that makes reading her less enjoyable for me.

There have been many rules over the years. Here are a few:
*Never start a sentence with And or But.
*No fragment sentences.
*Don’t end a sentence with a preposition.

But rules change over time (see what I did there?), and some no-nos become acceptable. Here’s an example from the book I’m writing: “She remembered Christmas night and the cold ground, remembered the life she ran from.” Word gymnastics: “She remembered Christmas night and the cold ground, remembered the life from which she ran.” Sure, there are other ways of constructing that sentence without the preposition at the end, but the way I wrote it seems more natural. Elmore Leonard: “If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it.” Obviously, Leonard didn’t mind ending a sentence with a preposition either.

Enough books have been written about writing to know that grammar is fluid, rules are broken all the time. New words are added to the dictionary every year; others become anachronisms. Genres cross, Romance can have a Happy For Now ending without a wedding, and mysteries can have a romance. But please, no head-hopping without a scene break.

Polly Iyer is the author of nine novels: standalones Hooked, InSight, Murder Déjà Vu, Threads, and Indiscretion, and four books in the Diana Racine Psychic Suspense series, Mind Games, Goddess of the Moon, Backlash and The Scent of Murder. A Massachusetts native, she makes her home in the beautiful Piedmont region of South Carolina. You can visit her website for more on Polly and connect with her on Facebook and Twitter.

Thursday, August 15, 2019

Four Mistakes New Writers Make

In keeping with this month's theme of "new tricks" for writers, I decided I'd write a bit about how the Internet has changed things for those of us who ply our trade with words. Not that it is all that new for young writers who've grown up with the internet, but there are a few dinosaurs around, as Linda Lane mentioned in her post on August 12. And there are writers in between the dinosaur stage and those who perhaps learned how to get on the Web before they learned to walk.


More and more I've come to appreciate the fact that there are so many online resources for writers - from help with research, to help with craft, to help with marketing. When looking for some inspiration, as well as good advice, there are three websites and blogs that I visit often: Kristen Lamb's blog, Writer Unboxed, and The Writer. Each offers new information to help writers and most of the folks there are very generous about allowing other bloggers, like me today, to reuse some of the material.

A recent article - Nine mistakes first time writers make and how to fix them - by Toni Fitzgerald in The Writer has some good tips, and the entire article is well worth the time to read. I'm only sharing a few of the tips, along with my take on the topics, so after you finish here you might want to check out her full article.

The first mistake Toni points out is that dreaded over-writing. Our Style Maven's snarky cousin touched on that in a recent post here at BRP, and I second that motion. Toni writes, "Writers toil under the illusion “more is more” when it comes to words. You can address this easily through pruning. Repeat after me: One adjective is enough."

Hear! Hear! Those pesky compound adjectives and rambling adverbs and details of description and backstory that make the reader nod off. They can all end up on the cutting-room floor.

Toni supported her advice with quotes from others, including this from Betty Kelly Sargent, a veteran editor and CEO/founder of BookWorks, “Effusive writing, heavily laden with adjectives and adverbs, is the hallmark of unseasoned writers and, if not corrected in the editing, will result in an amateurish book.”

Don't take too long to get to the story. As Toni says in the article, having a lot of set up before the actual story starts can be tiresome for the reader. Jump into the drama and slip backstory in small doses along the way.

Another mistake is inconsistency in the writing, and the fix entails more than just ensuring the character's name remains the same through the whole story. It's making sure that motivation is plausible and fits the character. It's making sure that things that happen along the plot line are set up in such a way as to make them believable.

“New authors often assume revision is all about commas and grammar, when getting a solid story onto the page should be the very first priority,” says Lisa Poisso, a book editor and writing coach.

Too many new writers think that they only have to write one draft of a story. I've often said, "A good book isn't written, it's rewritten," and I'm pleased to see that I am not alone. We need to let our work settle, to age, to become new to us so we can see the things that need to be fixed. Toni mentioned that she let her article, which is only 1,200 words, sit for four weeks before looking at it again. How long is long enough for a novel? There's no magic number, but I let mine sit for a couple of months before starting the second draft. Which doesn't mean we finish a novel and then relax and do no writing for a few months.

Some writers I know have several projects in the works. They'll finish a rough draft of one story, set it aside and do research for the next one, while working on the second draft of a story they finished earlier. That approach allows for a lot of productivity. I tend to bounce between my latest fiction story, a non-fiction project, and editing, which keeps me busy most days and feeling productive.

Another mistake is writing that is passive. Toni used an extreme example in her article, but it sure  illustrates the point: "The ball was thrown by the three-legged duck. The coffee they were selling was infused with lizard appendix. The adult book store was owned by Dick Cheney. Not even the shock of the second half of those sentences can save the dull first halves."

It's so easy to see how dull and awkward those sentences are, and the point is to let the subject do the acting, even if it's hard to imagine a three-legged duck throwing a ball. Although the adult book store one... Oops, no politics here.

And one final caveat - Don't rely on Spellcheck. It's not going to catch your misuse of a word. I recently visited a very professional-looking writer website, and a glaring mistake jumped off the page like a bug. One does not take a "sneak peak" one takes a "sneak peek". If you don't have an in-house editor to catch those pesky mistakes, or your own eyes don't catch them, it behooves you to hire an editor.

In closing, I urge you to visit the three blogs I mentioned here. Kristen Lamb has an eye-opening post about Amazon and what the signing of Dean Koonz to Amazon Publishing means. On Writer Unboxed, Elizabeth A. Harvey has an insightful post about Toni Morrison, whom we all in the writing world mourn.



Posted by Maryann Miller who struggles with craft as much as anyone. That's why there's a second and third and maybe fourth draft before a book is finished.  You can find out more about Maryann, her books, and her editing services on her Website and her Amazon Author Pageread her Blogand follow her on Facebook and TwitterHer online workshop on self-editing, part of a series of online writing workshops from Short And Helpful, can be found HERE
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Tuesday, August 13, 2019

New #Writing Tricks & Tools — Or Old Ones Revisited


Ideally, we should all be computer-savvy, ready to conquer the newest app or upgrade or whatever with great gusto. Realistically, we aren't all computer whizzes. Some of us old folks (and a few younger ones) shudder at the prospect of interacting with yet another digital innovation that threatens to drive us back to the old, trusty Smith Corona.

Yes, the manual typewriter was a pain in the backside because corrections and changes required retyping—sometimes many pages of retyping—but it was what it was, and we knew what to expect. What we could not expect was upgrades (except perhaps to the electrified version); nor could we expect internet access. Hmm. Progress has at least one pro to offset its cons for this senior citizen.

Fast forward to today. Speaking only about myself, I am often overwhelmed by the constantly changing landscape of technology. About the time I think I understand something, it's updated to a bigger and better version, and I'm back to square one. What's a damsel in digital distress to do?

Think outside the box. What box? The writer's toolbox, of course. Remember that not all its contents are digitally based; some have been around for years. Can old tools become new tricks?

Dialogue: Each generation has its own lingo. Conversations that would have worked well and been easily understood in the twenties, forties, seventies, or even nineties can fly right over the heads of today's readers. One exception is historical fiction, and even this should be written with modern readers in mind. If your story is based on characters and incidents many years past, make sure it rings true for present generation fans of the genre. This applies not only to dialogue, but also to narrative. One warning: beware of slang. For a book to have multi-generational appeal, it must not spew forth a proliferation of nonstandard vocabulary that won't be understood. The following poem demonstrates major changes in slang (as well as references) over the last century.

Generation Gap

We are the flappers of the evil city;
Capone reigns here with a rat-a-tat ditty;
Our sheiks carry ukes and a flask on the hip;
Hollow canes camouflage the hooch that we sip;
Gatecrashing is one of our favorite sports,
And we like our hot numbers with rapid retorts;
Garbo and Fitzgerald are really big cheese—
Valentino and Banke, oh, the bee's knees.
Struggle buggies for necking are copacetic; 
Flat Tires and Dumb Doras are really pathetic;
This is the Jazz Age with the Charleston step;
Make no mistake, our generation is hep.

We are love children, the now generation;
We rap and we riot across the nation;
Peace is our bag; Vietnam's not our thing;
At sit-ins and love-ins, our joyful hearts sing;
Acid and grass and speed free our minds,
Like Hendrix and Joplin, free for all times.
Dylan and Baez tell the world who we are; 
Woodstock promotes our ideal to end war.
We stand out in a crowd in hippie attire,
But we've yet to be tested in trial by fire.
The Age of Aquarius, the time of the trip,
Make no mistake, our generation is hip.

We're the latch-key kids—we stay home alone,
But Mom is as close as her cellular phone.
We live under bridges; we live in the park;
We scrounge in the day and hide in the dark.
Our boom cars are awesome, and we're really chillin';
Jacko and Madonna replace KISS and Dylan;
Arrested Development sings out our woes;
Rap says it all, though our parents don't know.
Magic's our hero; we no longer fear AIDS;
Brew and coke at our keggers—we've got it made.
We risk it all,  and we put fate to the test;
Make no mistake, our generation's the best.

Perspective: This is a biggie. Old stories, old words, old ideas, and old clichés can be made fresh and new by adjusting your perspective, putting on your thinking cap, and reworking them with a modern twist. Unpublished manuscripts stuffed away in a drawer or languishing on a hard drive can march into the present on the heels of a new angle, a different protagonist, another point of view. Step back. Open your mind. Take another look. Close your eyes and ask, "What if?"

Grammar and punctuation: This is a fun one because unpunctuated sentences can mean a variety of different things. While I believe punctuation should not vary significantly from one generation to another, I yield to the expertise of The Chicago Manual of Style as a valid resource on this topic. Interestingly, it makes some changes in each new edition. The current one (17th edition) even addresses communications in the digital world. CMOS keeps up with new writing tricks and tools.

As a final example of the power of punctuation, I borrowed something I found on Facebook. Despite my effort to attribute it to its author, I was unable to determine who that was.

An English professor wrote this sentence on the blackboard and asked his students to punctuate it:
A woman without her man is nothing
The male students wrote, "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The female students wrote, "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

My takeaway on this: Proper punctuation is an old tool that deserves to be viewed as a new trick. While taking that to heart, be flexible as is the CMOS. Then you can be sure your sentences will be clear, understandable, without ambiguity, and current.

What do you think?

Editor Linda Lane has returned to her first love—writing—while maintaining her editing work. Her novels fall into the literary category because they are character driven rather than plot driven, but their quick pace reminds the reader of genre fiction. They also contain elements of romance, mystery, and romance. You can contact her at websites: LSLaneBooks.com and DenverEditor.com.

Thursday, August 8, 2019

New (and Old) #Writing Tricks and Tools from PSWA

This month's theme is perfectly timed since I recently returned from the Public Safety Writers Association Conference (PSWA) in Las Vegas. In addition to meeting and hearing from police officers, PIs, firefighters, 9-1-1 dispatchers, hazmat responders, military personnel, a postal inspector, SWAT members, and more about their jobs and experiences, I participated in a panel titled "Perfecting Your Writing. " Thanks to my fellow panelists, I am able to provide a selection of #writing tricks and tools for your perusal. Below, you'll probably find something old, something new, definitely a lot borrowed, and a bit of blue.

Without further ado...

From Thonie Hevron
  • SmartEdit is wonderful free software that takes some of the pain out of culling those oft-repeated words. You can pre-set your own filters. I always use this.
  • Hemingway is a fee-based (free online and app is one-time $19.99 and well worth it) program that identifies confusing and complicated sentences. This is also a must use before I send anything off.

From Camille Minichino
  • I write out a vocabulary list for my setting and theme—random words or phrases that will enhance the manuscript. I refer to the list for a descriptor or to construct a metaphor.
  • I check the opening sentence of every chapter to be sure there’s a sense of place and continuity. Readers usually stop at ends of chapters. Who knows when they’ll return? A little subtle summary will help. 
  • At the end, or sometimes during the process, I check every scene for a) all five senses and b) the dramatic elements of dialogue, action, setting, character descriptors, internal thoughts, internal physiological sensations.

From Kathy McIntosh
Sites I like:


From Susan Tuttle
  • Read dialogue aloud and listen for times when you unconsciously use contractions instead of the individual words as written. Record yourself reading, or better yet have someone else read the dialogue to you. Change anything that doesn't sound normal and natural.
  • Keep a "cheat sheet" nearby of the names and basic descriptions of the main characters and check it as you edit for their height, eye color, hair color and length, etc., to make sure blue eyes don't become green, blond hair doesn't become brown, and Tim doesn't become Tom.
  • Check for consistency in POV, and for any subtle shifts that may have snuck in. (ex: The dog sat up and wagged its tail, eager to join in the adventure.) Rewrite to eliminate any inadvertent shifts.

And one final trick from me (Ann Parker)
  • For Microsoft Word users: When I have more than one version of my manuscript open on my desktop (for instance, one with tracked changes and a second "master" file), I change the color of the background of the master file to light blue or green. This way, I can easily tell which file is which. On a Mac, you can find that option under the Design tab (see photo below for the promised blue).

Ann Parker authors the award-winning Silver Rush historical mystery series published by Poisoned Pen Press. During the day, she wrangles words for a living as a science editor/writer and marketing communications specialist (which is basically a fancy term for "editor/writer"). Her midnight hours are devoted to scribbling fiction. Visit AnnParker.net for more information.

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

New #Writing Tricks & Tools: Masterclasses with Writing Blueprints

In September of 2018, I wrote a post for this blog about Write for Kids and Writing Blueprints, a system of tutorials and worksheets to assist writers in mastering the various aspects of writing, editing, and getting published. That Resources for Writers post needs updating, because site master Laura Backes and her husband Jon have new blueprints by a variety of instructors. Visit the 2018 post for more information about how the program began and the manuscript revision/editing blueprint I explored.

To bring you up to date, I was given access to a few of the newer offerings for review. First up is Mary Kole’s Manuscript Submission Blueprint. Her bio from the website:

Mary Kole has served as literary agent for Andrea Brown Literary Agency and as senior literary manager for Movable Type in New York. She is now a full-time book editor.

She is the creator of Kidlit.com and author of Writing Irresistible Kidlit from Writer’s Digest Books. She has an MFA in creative writing from the University of San Francisco and is the Instructor for Manuscript Submission Blueprint.


This blueprint consists of ten units including an explanation of submission options and help with developing a submission strategy. There are bonus packets on synopsis writing and query letter samples. Detailed instructions on how to use the blueprint head up the program.

Mary Kole also offers a separate blueprint on Submission Research: Mastering the Top Three Resources.

A video conversation with Literary Agent John Cusick offers his Best Advice for Writers (about 28 minutes).

And Laura Backes presents a program called 3 Authors, 3 Paths to Publication (about 41 minutes).

This group can be purchased as one power bundle. You’ll find more information about the bundle and its components at the Writing Blueprints website.

Finally, just this month, author Teresa Funke announced her new blueprint coming soon called Mastering Historical Fiction. Teresa is known for her children’s series set during World War II as well as her Bursts of Brilliance blog on creativity. Here’s what her announcement said about the Historical Fiction course:

Whether it's a flashback set in a current-day novel, or an entire work of fiction set in another time and place, Mastering Historical Fiction will be all you'll need to embark on some seriously exciting time travel!

You'll learn:

 • The current market opportunities for historical fiction.
 • The types of historical events that lend themselves to good storytelling.
 • How to avoid major pitfalls like info dumps and imbalances between fact and fiction.
 • Whether you should ever take liberties with history.
 • How to conduct your research and organize your drafts.
 • Whether you should outline or not.
 • How to create believable, engaging characters for your story.
 • How to write dialogue that truly fits your time period.
 • How to choose historical details that make us feel like we’re right there.
 • How to write a children’s book or picture book using historical settings. 

This new masterclass will be available soon at Writing Blueprints. Watch for it at Teresa Funke's class page, and in the meantime, check out Teresa’s other courses.

Note that all courses include an introductory page telling you about the instructor and the course so you know what you’re signing up for.


Pat (Patricia) Stoltey is the author of four novels published by Five Star/Cengage: two amateur sleuth, one thriller that was a finalist for a Colorado Book Award in 2015, and the historical mystery Wishing Caswell Dead (December 20, 2017), a finalist for the 2018 Colorado Book Awards. This novel is also now available in a large print edition. Her short story, “Good Work for a Girl,” will appear in the Five Star Anthology, The Spoilt Quilt and Other Frontier Stories: Pioneering Women of the West, scheduled to be released in November 2019.

Pat lives in Northern Colorado with her husband Bill, Scottish Terrier Sassy (aka Doggity), and brown tabby Katie (aka Kitty Cat).

You can learn more about Pat at her website/blog, on Facebook, and Twitter. She was recently interviewed for the Colorado Sun’s SunLit feature that you can find at the Colorado Sun website.

Thursday, August 1, 2019

New #Writing Tricks & Tools: The Kindle Quality Dashboard

In addition to reviews, KDP and readers can also flag your book for typos and "quality issues." Kindle is now cracking down on poor quality ebooks, which can be both a gift and a curse. It can identify plagiarists, scammers, and cut and paste thieves. But I've read posts on forums where writers complain that readers have unfairly flagged their books. The concern, of course, is trolls targeting authors with this new tool.

Whatever the cause, if you find your book flagged you have the opportunity to fix it and to appeal.

You should receive an email from KDP stating there are issues with a link to their eBook Quality Dashboard which will list the problems. You can also access the dashboard through your KDP bookshelf. Problems such as formatting errors, blurry images, duplicate content, typos, etc. are listed with hints on how to fix them.

The book can also be flagged for "disappointing content" which KDP defines as: 

Content that is either marketed as a subscription or redirects readers to an external source to obtain the full content
Content that is freely available on the web (unless you are the copyright owner of that content or the content is in the public domain). For more information, you can refer to the sections titled "Illegal and Infringing Content" and "Public Domain and Other Non-Exclusive Content" in the Content Guidelines
Content whose primary purpose is to solicit or advertise
Content that is not significantly different from content in another book available in the Kindle Store
Content that is too short
Content that is poorly translated
Content that does not provide an enjoyable reading experience
Bonus content that appears before a book's primary content
Content that is excessively reused, recycled, or repeated within or across books

You have three replies for each flagged item:

1. You will fix it.

2. You can't fix it.

3. Not an issue (meaning you intend for the content to appear that way).

You are given the opportunity to upload a new file with the changes. KDP can take up to a couple of days to review the file and either okay it or determine if further action is required. You will receive reminders until you resolve the issue.  If you don't, they can remove the book from sale.

Related Topics:

Kindle Launches New Ebook Quality Dashboard  
Amazon Kindle Crackdown on Ebook Quality
Guide to Kindle content quality  
Content Guidelines 
Ebook metadata guidelines 




Diana Hurwitz is the author of Story Building Blocks: The Four Layers of Conflict, Story Building Blocks II: Crafting Believable Conflict, Story Building Blocks III: The Revision Layers, and the YA adventure series Mythikas Island. Her weekly blog, Game On: Crafting Believable Conflict explores how characters behave and misbehave. Visit DianaHurwitz.com for more information and free writing tools. You can follow her on Facebook and Twitter.



Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Writers Gotta Read, Right?—July marches on

It may be the end of July, but the reading never stops. For your browsing pleasure, please check out the lists below. You'll probably find plenty to add to your TBR (to-be-read) virtual or paper-based stacks of books for the rest of summer and beyond.
  • The Booklist Reader has a list of authors and books to tackle for various July events, including Canada Day, the Fourth of July, P.T. Barnum's birthday, and Bastille Day. (Note: the list is nine years old, but hey, some authors never go out of date.)
  • BookBrowse lists their Best book for July 2019. You'll find all kinds and flavors here. Click on a cover to learn more about a particular book.
  • For the Fourth of July, the Cincinnati Public Library has recommendations for all ages and tastes.
  • To stretch the timeframe a bit, Listopia's Best Children's Books about Summer provides plenty for small fry to devour—251 books in all.
Now, to mysteries, because that's my favorite genre.
  •  The Cozy Mystery List Blog lists all the books released this July right here.  Get your reading glasses ready.
  • Looking for Fourth of July crime fiction? Mystery Fanfare has plenty for you to choose from in this list.
  • And if you're craving foreign climes in your reading, Mystery Fanfare presents books for Bastille Day...
Pick up a book and visit France for Bastille Day!
By Albert Marquet - Public Domain

July features a lot of obscure holidays as you can tell from this list. Some of these holidays might lead you to consider books of a different nature. For instance, to my delight, I see July 12 is "Different Colored Eyes Day." Why am I delighted?

[Warning: I am about to tootle my self-promotional horn]
Well, one of my favorite characters from my Silver Rush historical mystery series, Antonia Gizzi, has a condition called heterochromia, i.e., two different colors of eyes. You can meet Antonia in Leadville, Colorado, in What Gold Buys and follow her further adventures in San Francisco, California, in A Dying Note.
[End of self-promotional horn-tootling]

 Hmmmmm... I wonder if there are any books befitting International Chicken Wing Day or Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day. And then, there is today, July 30, which happens to be both International Day of Friendship and National Cheesecake Day. Let's raise a slice of cheesecake to good friends!

How about you? Any July-themed books you wish to recommend? Let us know in a comment below.
Ann Parker authors the award-winning Silver Rush historical mystery series published by Poisoned Pen Press, an imprint of Sourcebooks. During the day, she wrangles words for a living as a science editor/writer and marketing communications specialist (which is basically a fancy term for "editor/writer"). Her midnight hours are devoted to scribbling fiction. Visit AnnParker.net for more information.

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Is the State of the World Affecting Your Writing?

It’s become increasingly obvious that the fate of the world is keeping me from completing my current work in progress. Every day I try to concentrate, then a crisis distracts my attention and mires me in a variety of fears, insecurity, and shock. Where I used to worry about what my main character would do next or what I’d make for dinner, now I worry about the survival of our people from the cold and hot realities of life on this planet, children I don’t know and never will, and the threat of another foolish and unnecessary war.

I worry that our government representatives, people we put in place to take care of those things, seem not to worry about anything other than enriching themselves and putting their ideological desires for power ahead of their own grandchildren. Doesn’t anyone consider the consequences? Have they never seen a dystopian movie or read a book where the aftermath of greed, the thirst for war, or the quest for power leaves us destroyed? Hell, if 1984 by George Orwell or The Children of Men by P.D. James, about the inexplicable infertility of the human race—probably caused by poisonous chemicals, in my opinion―or the rear view mirror of history doesn’t inspire them to look forward, what will? Even the genre film Mad Max series should have some message for them.
These books used to be considered science fiction. They don't seem that way anymore.

My book is political. It’s about a man who speaks up about what he considers his government's inhumane abuses toward people under its control, and as a newspaper publisher, he has the platform to promote his opinion to every citizen. For some he’s a hero; for others he’s a traitor. Those who consider him the latter, plan his assassination, not in his country, but in ours. Not just anywhere but in front of the United Nations where he is to give a speech. It's up to a retired military general and his twin sons, both who have been changed by war, to stop the murder.

I started this book a long time ago and put it aside. I thought things will change. A sane head of government will be elected, a peace accord will be reached, and my story would be obsolete. But that did not happen; in fact, things are worse. Sides are split, vitriol is the tone of the day, and people have lost their moral compass. Politics span countries. What happens in one country affects others, and in turn, affects the world.

Writers are influenced by what happens―in their homes, in their cities, and on the planet. In whatever genres we write, we incorporate what we see and feel around us, whether we know it or not. Bits and pieces creep into our dialogue, in the actions of our characters, and yes, in our plots. Many of us have sponge-like minds, curious natures, and feel the righteous duty to explore and expose the inequities as fodder for our stories.

In my novels, I’ve tackled criminal justice, racism, the plight of the handicapped, sexual and vicious assault, vigilantism, art theft, Satanism, and prostitution. Writing about politics is pushing the envelope in a divided world. I’ll eventually finish this book. Some might not like the way it comes out, and I’m sure there will be critics. But what the hell.

Polly Iyer is the author of nine novels: standalones Hooked, InSight, Murder Déjà Vu, Threads, and Indiscretion, and four books in the Diana Racine Psychic Suspense series, Mind Games, Goddess of the Moon, Backlash and The Scent of Murder. A Massachusetts native, she makes her home in the beautiful Piedmont region of South Carolina. You can visit her website for more on Polly and connect with her on Facebook and Twitter.

Thursday, July 18, 2019

Writing Tips With a Touch of Snark

Okay Dearies, Style Maven's Snarky Cousin is back after an extended time away. I do hope everyone had a simply marvelous good time while I was gone, writing those wonderful words of gold. I've abandoned my own words of gold to pop in to remind you darling new writers about a few basic elements of craft.

In writing a book, it's not enough to put words on a computer screen and hit publish. Really it's not. It can have the most disastrous effect on readers.


There was a time when one took classes - creative writing classes - in which we darling new writers learned important craft elements. One of which is the proper use of dialogue. For instance, if you have two longtime friends sharing a bit of bubbly and some juicy gossip, you totally spoil the moment with awkward exposition.

What? You don't know what awkward exposition is?

OMG, as the young people might say. Let me bring you in out of the cold. Your two lovely characters are chatting away when they start sharing information they both already know, such as who kissed that boy under the bleachers. Hello! They were both there. They know about the kissing. Then one girl mentions the friend's brothers by name, "Your brothers Kyle and Chris were there, too. Remember?"

Okay, unless the young woman has more than two brothers, does her friend really need to drop the names into the dialog?  If this were a real conversation you were having with a friend, would you decide she has a sudden onset of amnesia? Of course not. That would be a most awkward moment. Perhaps resulting in the confiscation of your glass of wine. 

Something else you might want to avoid is the meandering story-line. Really. That's a thing now. And I've been stumbling across it so often in some self-published books, that I'm now limping. Please, don't take a reader down a new path because there might be an interesting wildflower along the way, especially if wildflowers have nothing to do with the main story line. And if you do choose to take your reader off the main path for a moment, make sure there's a clear route back. Don't leave her stranded at the end of a trail calling for help.

Oh, yes, I can hear the cries now. "What about flashbacks?"

Please do simmer down. I have a beastly headache, and you're right. See, I can say that sometimes. There are times to use flashbacks. Just make sure the transition from what is supposed to be immediate in the story, to a prior scene - whether it is one that somebody is thinking about, or one that we've actually gone back in time to experience with these characters - is clear. One mustn't fog up the windshield of our readers' vehicles. That could cause the most frightful mess.

In closing, let me just say how I feel about the use of the word "felt" in a story. Too many novels are just full of them. When we're writing a first draft, we often say John felt angry or John felt embarrassed or Sarah felt sad or Sarah felt happy as a way to get that emotion identified and bookmarked on the page. Then we can move on to writing the rest of the scene without slowing the plot momentum to fix details.

However, we really shouldn't let those identifiers stand in their bland, boring words. Bring some passion to the scene. Describe those feelings in a way that will make the reader feel them. "Traffic inched along at a snail's pace, and Sarah could see the flashes of red and blue from police cars and ambulances just ahead. She shouldn't have driven. It was too soon. She gripped the steering wheel, willing her eyes not to stray, but they did, and the floodgates opened when she drew alongside and saw the EMTs pull an old man out of the mangled car. It could have been her father."

See. Not a word about Sarah feeling sad.

So, dearies how about we practice a bit. Leave a comment in which you describe a feeling instead of just naming it.

For help with writing emotions, you might want to check out The Emotion Thesaurus by Angela Ackerman and Beccca Puglisi. It's filled with tips on how to convey emotions in new and clever ways.
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Posted by Maryann Miller who struggles with craft as much as anyone. That's why there's a second and third and maybe fourth draft before a book is finished.  You can find out more about Maryann, her books, and her editing services on her Website and her Amazon Author Pageread her Blogand follow her on Facebook and TwitterHer online workshop on self-editing, part of a series of online writing workshops from Short And Helpful, can be found HERE

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

When the Writer Has Too Many Ideas

There are plenty of writers out there in the wilderness, many of them beginners, who will wail, “What do you mean too many ideas? I can even nail down one!”

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 Others will know exactly what I mean. All the while one author is working on a novel, ideas for a sequel are percolating in the back of her mind. Thoughts pop up just before she goes to sleep, then are forgotten by morning. She’s writing contemporary crime fiction, but a historical novel picks at her brain, set in the state where she grew up and full of fictional content against events that really happened and people who really lived during the times. On the other hand, there’s that nagging feeling she’d really like to try writing romance.

William Kent Krueger, author of the Cork O’Connor mystery series, tells of that story he’d wanted to write for a long time but didn’t get a lot of encouragement from his agent or publisher. The idea wouldn’t go away, and Krueger finally wrote it as a standalone. That novel is the award-winning Ordinary Grace.

In Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear, Elizabeth Gilbert talks about ideas that wander from person to person, looking for the receptive host. The writer has a chance to receive the idea and turn it into a creative project, but he doesn’t get to hold onto the idea forever. My interpretation of Gilbert’s notion is that a formal acceptance of the idea is necessary. That receptive writer might be open to several ideas that present themselves, and obviously, he can’t write them all at the same time.

How do we grab an idea and attach an anchor so it can’t get away? How do we care for the idea while we’re working on another project?

These are questions I’ve wrestled with lately while feeling stuck and unable to decide what to work on next. This little limbo has even kept me from doing the rewrites on my current work-in-progress. Indecision can be paralyzing.

I finally came up with my own solution while trying to brainstorm with a writer friend who also has too many ideas.

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1. Make the decision to finish the project on which I’ve done the most work so far.

2. Use one or more notebooks to anchor those other ideas I don’t want to neglect or forget. That would include scenes that need rewriting in other first draft manuscripts sitting on the shelf. I favor the 9 ½ x 6 in. notebooks. Although my old ideas and notes (off and on since 1/1/89) were getting jotted into one 3 subject notebook, for real projects going forward I’ll use one notebook per serious novel idea with sections for setting, character, and plot.

3. Continue to add notes to each idea book as the thoughts occur.

4. After completing the current project, move to the next project on which I’ve done the most work.

5. Continue to add notes to each idea book as the thoughts occur.

6. Repeat 4. And 5. until I run out steam, which hopefully will not happen too soon. I have a lot of ideas to go.

If you’re a writer, would you say you have trouble finding new ideas or that you have too many ideas? How do you solve that problem?



Pat (Patricia) Stoltey is the author of four novels published by Five Star/Cengage: two amateur sleuth, one thriller that was a finalist for a Colorado Book Award in 2015, and the historical mystery Wishing Caswell Dead (December 20, 2017), a finalist for the 2018 Colorado Book Awards. This novel is also now available in a large print edition.

Her short story, “Good Work for a Girl,” will appear in the Five Star Anthology, The Spoilt Quilt and Other Frontier Stories: Pioneering Women of the West, scheduled to be released in November 2019.

Pat lives in Northern Colorado with her husband Bill, Scottish Terrier Sassy (aka Doggity), and brown tabby Katie (aka Kitty Cat).

You can learn more about Pat at her website/blog, on Facebook, and Twitter. She was recently interviewed for the Colorado Sun’s SunLit feature that you can find at the Colorado Sun website.

Thursday, July 11, 2019

What Type of Story Gardener Are You?

How often have you answered the question, “Are you a pantser or a plotter?” with “I’m a bit of both” or “I’m somewhere in the middle”, or something along that line?

In this video, at around the 50:30 mark, you can listen to Carrie Vaughn and Song of Ice and Fire (better known as Game of Thrones) author George RR Martin discussing their approaches to writing and referring to “architects” and “gardeners”, which is an analogy Martin has used before instead of “plotter” and “pantser”. Presuming Martin is referring to landscape architecture (as opposed to building architecture, which would make less sense used as a metaphor alongside gardening) this analogy gives us a spectrum of different writing approaches, rather than the more dualistic argument of pantsing versus plotting.

The Landscape Architect


Like a professional landscape architect who has to produce an extremely detailed blueprint of their proposed design, sometimes down to the actual species and number of plants that are to be planted in each section, the author on this end of the spectrum first plans out their book in great detail. This might particularly apply to a non-fiction author who has to get approval from a publisher, or a traditionally-published fiction author sending in a proposal for several books in a series. Authors of fantasy, science fiction, and historical novels might also be in this group due to the world-building and research aspects of these genres. If you enjoy developing character profiles/biographies, in-world encyclopedias, and what I like to call fictionaries (fictional dictionaries) pertaining to the world of your book(s) then you might fit somewhere in this section.

The Landscape Gardener



A little more hands-on from the beginning, this author creates a relatively quick sketch before digging in to the work itself. This author probably has a lot of experience and now knows where they can take shortcuts. Like a landscape gardener who takes soils samples in order to work with or alter the pH of the soil or the drainage conditions, authors in this column continually analyse their market and know their genre extremely well.

The Sculpture Gardener



Like the artists in charge of beautiful public and private manor gardens which require a great deal of vision and a lot of time pruning and shaping and attention to symmetry and elegance, these authors spend a lot of time on rewriting and editing to create a true work of art.

The Botanical Gardener

These authors pay strict attention to themes and/or accuracy. They might collect notes on, or write about, a bit of everything, but they are well organised and logical in their output.

The Farmer



Working hard to produce a large volume of nourishing work that brings in an income, writers in this field might be producing articles, text books, early reader books, quick chapter book series, or even what was called “pulp” fiction in the past. To be this prolific requires a solid system, professional tools, and commitment to regular high-quality writing that needs as little editing as possible. Farmers cannot operate without the back-up of their families or paid staff since this kind of workload leaves little time for distractions such as holidays, leisure time, or even housework.

The Vegetable Gardener



Perhaps less prolific than the farmer, these are authors who are working to produce books as quickly as possible, but they also have pesky loads of laundry to deal with. Concentrating on getting the words right as much as possible in the first draft can help to cut down on time-consuming rewrites, getting those books out to harvest on a regular cycle.

The Constant Gardener

This is the writer who must write, who cannot breathe without writing. Daily “morning pages” are like fresh air. Getting words on the page is the only goal. But with all this time immersed in the work, this author notices everything that needs attention and the necessary pruning and shaping happens organically. Just as new projects arise out of this gardener’s awareness of how their garden is used and enjoyed by others, so the author using this approach understands what their readers want and need and tries to bring joy and usefulness into being by the way they shape their works.

The Weekend Gardener

Like the average person with a day job who escapes into their garden on the weekend, these authors have other commitments that leave them only a very specific window of time in which to write. These authors would benefit from keeping detailed notes and a solid planning system so that they can easily pick up where they left off and get writing. It also pays to aim for clean copy in the early drafts to avoid spending precious hours on rewriting and editing.

The Cottage Gardener



The cottage gardener doesn’t do much planning, instead choosing plants mostly on a whim or through long experience and trial and error. They may be set in their ways, or willing to plant anything once. They might take cuttings from plants in a friend’s garden. Likewise, the cottage author is attracted to a variety of different genres, doesn’t plan much beyond the initial idea and perhaps the ending, may abandon a work-in-progress in favour of a new idea, and usually prefers to let the characters and story develop organically through the writing process. Some might enjoy writing fan fiction, or building upon classical stories and motifs, or collaborating with a co-author or illustrator.

The Wildflower Gardener



This author does no planning whatsoever. They arrive on the garden of their page and scatter the seeds that come in the moment. The plants of their words are allowed to grow where they will and the author does little more than the equivalent of watering, nourishing, and any obvious weeding (always bearing in mind that what looks like a weed today might be the prize of the garden in a few weeks). The wildflower author is content to soak up the beauty of placing words on the page and enjoy the surprise of what those words become. Many poets find themselves in this column.


Over to you. Have I left any gardeners out? Where do you fit in such a spectrum? Has this given you (ahem) food for thought? Are you using the most beneficial writing approach for the body of work you’re trying to produce and the time and resources you have to work with? Do you need to consider a different approach?

Elle Carter Neal is the author of the picture book I Own All the Blue and teen science-fantasy novel Madison Lane and the Wand of Rasputin. She is based in Melbourne, Australia. Find her at ElleCarterNeal.com or HearWriteNow.com