Help for writers can come from anyplace. I noticed these while reading the Sunday comics. From ONE BIG HAPPY RUTHIE:  This is my story about a beautiful princess who doesn't want to be a princess anymore. So she goes to a dancing school. JOE: Ha! Hee, Hee. That's so dumb, Ruthie. Everybody knows they can't dance. RUTHIE: Princesses? JOE: No. Schools. From PEANUTS: SNOOPY writes: "I will always wait for you," she said. "I'm not going anyplace," he said." "If you don't go anyplace, I can't wait for you," she said. LUCY: That's the dumbest thing I ever read. SNOOPY: I'll add some footnotes. From GET FUZZY BUCKY KAT: Can I read you my new ghost story? SATCHEL: What's it about? BUCKY KAT: A guy goes into a haunted house and ends up becoming a ghost himself. Satchel acts all scared in that way he has of driving Kat nuts. BUCKY KAT: Ahem.  Dave went into the scary house. Before he knew what wa...