This famous speech is rewritten in sixties beat vernacular:
Four big hits and seven licks ago, our before-daddies swung forth upon this sweet groovey land a jumpin' wailin' stompin' swingin' new nation, hip to the cool sweet groove of liberty and solid sent upon the Ace lick dat all cats and kiddies, red, white, or blue, is created level in front.
We are now hung with a king size main-day Civil Drag, soundin' whether this nation or any up there nation, so hip and so solid sent can stay with it all the way .
We have stomped out here to the hassle site of some of the worst jazz blown in the entire issue...
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I don't know about you, but I think the older version might have been a little easier to understand!