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I Can Use This: All lawyers are sleazes

What's unusual about the quote in the title of this article? Realistically, I've heard it often throughout the years, but never from a lawyer. The most recent time, however, came from an attorney who was doing some legal work for me, but let's go back to the beginning.

My first exposure to a lawyer was my grandfather. Born in March 1884, he forfeited his high school education at the end of the eighth grade to help support his family. However, he was a brilliant, well-read young man with a huge interest in the law; despite his lack of formal education, he some years later passed the entrance examination to law school and graduated a full-fledged lawyer in 1911 when he was 27 years old. My grandfather was a humble, honorable, ethical man who could never have been sleazy in any area of his life.

Grandpa married my grandmother in June 1913, and they were inseparable until her death in 1964. In their 50½ years of marriage, however, he never practiced law. Why? Grandma believed the law would not offer the steady income she wanted for their growing family. Instead, he worked at a variety of other occupations—often as an accountant—until her death in 1964. Then he was offered a position in a local law office, and he accepted. He was 80 years old.

Not all attorneys, however, were like my grandfather. The first time I needed one, I learned that the hard way. On my first visit to his office, he made a physical pass at me. I didn't see that one coming. Shocked, I never again went to an appointment with this lecherous lawyer unless someone accompanied me into the inner sanctum of his private office. (Why did I stay with him rather than hiring another lawyer? I had already paid him, and I didn't have the money to pay another one.) 


Enter my next experience: a legal aid attorney who was a kind, gentle young man. We had moved to another state, and a contractor recommended by our real estate agent took all the money we had given him to start building our house and then filed bankruptcy. With our attorney, we went to court to get our money back, and the judge ordered him to return half of it to us. (We later learned we were the only clients of the contractor who sued him to get any of our money back.) Chalk one up for the good guys.

Decades later, I needed an attorney to handle some business; although he did a good job for me, he's the one who told me "all lawyers are sleazes". I was stunned by his words even though I had had a bad experience with one attorney, but I remembered what he said.

Enter L.S. Lane, the novelist. In my second book, Tormented Tango, my three protagonists are attorneys. One, a woman, is a trial lawyer. Another is a district attorney. The third begins the story as a prosecutor in the DA's office. A fourth lawyer also works for the DA. The purpose of the story is to show the attorneys as human beings, some who are good people and some not so much. 

Do I succeed? Only my readers can judge whether or not I believe "all lawyers are sleazes".





Editor Linda Lane has returned to her first love, writing, after retiring from editing. Her character-driven novels, although sometimes a bit literary in nature, remind the reader of genre fiction because of their quick pace. They also contain some elements of romance, mystery, and thrillers. You can contact her through her website: LSLaneBooks.com

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  1. I have lawyers in my books too. Interesting. They are mostly heroes. As a public accountant, I had a number of clients who were attorneys. I would not call any of them "sleazy", but I also wouldn't turn my back on one. They can go into full-bore vicious mode at the drop of a pin!

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    1. I only had the one bad experience, as noted in the article. The big surprise came from my most recent attorney's comment—hence the the title above.

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  2. Loved the story of your grandfather, Linda. He definitely was not a sleaze. My only experience with a dishonest lawyer was an entertainment attorney at a large firm in Dallas. That was when I was producing a film and needed the documents for investors. My partner and I had small investors already who had given us development money, and that attorney kept dragging the legal work out until all that money was almost gone. By the time we found out things were amiss - the attorney was being investigated by the bar - it was too late. My other experiences with attorneys was much more positive.

    BTW, I love the cover and title of your book.

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    1. Thank you. Glad you like the cover. They've always been an issue for me—perhaps because I'm not an artist. Now I have someone who creates them after we brainstorm about my vision and she tells me what she envisions. The results are definitely superior to anything I've ever done.

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  3. I trained as a legal secretary, so I worked for many lawyers in my time BA (before authorship). Only one was dodgy - I was temping as the PA to the senior partner at the time and the partners wanted me to start permanently when his actual PA retired; when she returned from her leave and there was no desk for me, the other partner who handled HR didn't want to let me go and risk losing me to another company so he had me doing cleaning, filing, making tea, and running errands. (And there was more, like a wildly attractive opportunity to teach the other secretaries MS Word (but still no desk/PC for me); insisting I not mention the potential job offer to my agency "just yet"; and a few other red flaggish comments.) After a couple of days of that I told him I was not interested in staying unless and until I was given the Senior PA position, and he threatened to complain about me to my agency. Joke was on him - I had been keeping my agency in the loop the whole time and they had my back! I was in a new job with a different company within a day, and he was left to explain to his partner why the PA he'd thought was going to be an excellent replacement for his retiring PA had left in a huff. XD

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  4. You go, Girl! I'm still chuckling at the thought of his forced explanation. He just might qualify as one of the the sleazes.

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  5. I also loved the story of your grandfather. They don't make them like that anymore. When my husband and I had our business, we also got taken by someone who took our product on consignment, then declared bankruptcy. No one knew where our merchandise was and we never got it back. Sleazes are everywhere, I'm afraid, not only in the law profession.

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