This post was first published here on January 12, 2011. You know you're having a bad writing day when... •You're convinced that blanking, blinking cursor is mocking you. You can almost hear it saying "Not...writing...not...writing..." •Your pet has crawled up into your lap, looked at your work, and yawned. •You've pulled out a calculator and (for fun) figured out how many hours you've spent on this particular manuscript. WARNING: This knowledge will have you (no matter the hour) reaching for a bottle. • You decide to take a short break from writing. Days pass. • You realize your decision to write on the computer was an error as you have no physical paper to rip from the typewriter, crumble up into a ball and hurl across the room. • You have worn a pathway across the carpet with your pacing. • Cleaning the oven with a toothbrush seems like a more efficient use of your time. • You decide to close your eyes and just type - who knows something